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Q: Why do woman get

nospam@example.com (Dirk Sanders) — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 19:33:21 +0200

Q: Why do woman get their belly buttons pierced?
A: So they have a place to hang a air freshener!

nospam@example.com (Dirk Sanders) — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 19:32:26 +0200

Q: What do you do when your wife's staggering?
A: Shoot her again.

nospam@example.com (Dirk Sanders) — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 19:30:22 +0200

Q. What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A. A nervous wreck.

nospam@example.com (Dirk Sanders) — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 19:29:35 +0200

Q. Did you hear about the man who was tap dancing?
A. He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.

nospam@example.com (Dirk Sanders) — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 19:27:39 +0200

Q. What do you call Maoris on Prozac?
A. Once were worriers.

nospam@example.com (Dirk Sanders) — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 19:27:13 +0200

Q. What does a skeleton get when he goes to a bar?
A. A beer and a mop.

nospam@example.com (Dirk Sanders) — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 19:26:46 +0200

Q. What's the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche?
A. The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

nospam@example.com (Dirk Sanders) — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 19:26:21 +0200

Q. Did you hear about the new "divorced" Barbie doll that they're selling in stores now?
A. It comes with all of Ken's stuff.

nospam@example.com (Dirk Sanders) — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 19:25:56 +0200

Q. How many ears did Davy Crockett have?
A. Three - his left ear, his right ear, and his wild front ear.

nospam@example.com (Dirk Sanders) — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 19:25:31 +0200

Q. How many men does it take to wallpaper a room?
A. About two - if they're thinly sliced.