SMS Messages Fun Blog SMS Messages http://www.smsmessages-funblog.com/ 2007-09-19T17:33:21Z Serendipity 1.1.2 - http://www.s9y.org/ en Dirk Sanders nospam@example.com 2007-09-19T17:33:21Z 2007-09-19T17:33:21Z http://www.smsmessages-funblog.com/wfwcomment.php?cid=1066 0 http://www.smsmessages-funblog.com/rss.php?version=atom1.0&type=comments&cid=1066 http://www.smsmessages-funblog.com/archives/1066-guid.html Q: Why do woman get
Q: Why do woman get their belly buttons pierced?
A: So they have a place to hang a air freshener!
Dirk Sanders nospam@example.com 2007-09-19T17:32:26Z 2007-09-19T17:32:26Z http://www.smsmessages-funblog.com/wfwcomment.php?cid=1065 0 http://www.smsmessages-funblog.com/rss.php?version=atom1.0&type=comments&cid=1065 http://www.smsmessages-funblog.com/archives/1065-guid.html Q: What do you do when
Q: What do you do when your wife's staggering?
A: Shoot her again.
Dirk Sanders nospam@example.com 2007-09-19T17:30:22Z 2007-09-19T17:30:22Z http://www.smsmessages-funblog.com/wfwcomment.php?cid=1064 0 http://www.smsmessages-funblog.com/rss.php?version=atom1.0&type=comments&cid=1064 http://www.smsmessages-funblog.com/archives/1064-guid.html Q. What lies at the bottom
Q. What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A. A nervous wreck.
Dirk Sanders nospam@example.com 2007-09-19T17:29:35Z 2007-09-19T17:29:35Z http://www.smsmessages-funblog.com/wfwcomment.php?cid=1063 0 http://www.smsmessages-funblog.com/rss.php?version=atom1.0&type=comments&cid=1063 http://www.smsmessages-funblog.com/archives/1063-guid.html Q. Did you hear about the
Q. Did you hear about the man who was tap dancing?
A. He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.
Dirk Sanders nospam@example.com 2007-09-19T17:27:39Z 2007-09-19T17:27:39Z http://www.smsmessages-funblog.com/wfwcomment.php?cid=1062 0 http://www.smsmessages-funblog.com/rss.php?version=atom1.0&type=comments&cid=1062 http://www.smsmessages-funblog.com/archives/1062-guid.html Q. What do you call
Q. What do you call Maoris on Prozac?
A. Once were worriers.
Dirk Sanders nospam@example.com 2007-09-19T17:27:13Z 2007-09-19T17:27:13Z http://www.smsmessages-funblog.com/wfwcomment.php?cid=1061 0 http://www.smsmessages-funblog.com/rss.php?version=atom1.0&type=comments&cid=1061 http://www.smsmessages-funblog.com/archives/1061-guid.html Q. What does a skeleton
Q. What does a skeleton get when he goes to a bar?
A. A beer and a mop.
Dirk Sanders nospam@example.com 2007-09-19T17:26:46Z 2007-09-19T17:26:46Z http://www.smsmessages-funblog.com/wfwcomment.php?cid=1060 0 http://www.smsmessages-funblog.com/rss.php?version=atom1.0&type=comments&cid=1060 http://www.smsmessages-funblog.com/archives/1060-guid.html Q. What's the difference between
Q. What's the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche?
A. The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
Dirk Sanders nospam@example.com 2007-09-19T17:26:21Z 2007-09-19T17:26:21Z http://www.smsmessages-funblog.com/wfwcomment.php?cid=1059 0 http://www.smsmessages-funblog.com/rss.php?version=atom1.0&type=comments&cid=1059 http://www.smsmessages-funblog.com/archives/1059-guid.html Q. Did you hear about the new
Q. Did you hear about the new "divorced" Barbie doll that they're selling in stores now?
A. It comes with all of Ken's stuff.
Dirk Sanders nospam@example.com 2007-09-19T17:25:56Z 2007-09-19T17:25:56Z http://www.smsmessages-funblog.com/wfwcomment.php?cid=1058 0 http://www.smsmessages-funblog.com/rss.php?version=atom1.0&type=comments&cid=1058 http://www.smsmessages-funblog.com/archives/1058-guid.html Q. How many ears did
Q. How many ears did Davy Crockett have?
A. Three - his left ear, his right ear, and his wild front ear.
Dirk Sanders nospam@example.com 2007-09-19T17:25:31Z 2007-09-19T17:25:31Z http://www.smsmessages-funblog.com/wfwcomment.php?cid=1057 0 http://www.smsmessages-funblog.com/rss.php?version=atom1.0&type=comments&cid=1057 http://www.smsmessages-funblog.com/archives/1057-guid.html Q. How many men does
Q. How many men does it take to wallpaper a room?
A. About two - if they're thinly sliced.