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Why does beer contain female

Why does beer contain female hormones ? ... When you drink too much of it, you cannot say anything sensible any more, you start to nag and you are no longer able to drive a car.
Posted by Dirk Sanders on Sunday, September 16. 2007 at 15:54 in SMS Messages Riddle

What is the difference between

What is the difference between a battery and a woman? ...... A battery has also a positive side.
Posted by Dirk Sanders on Sunday, September 16. 2007 at 15:54 in SMS Messages Riddle

What happens when the

What happens when the earth turn 30 times faster?...You get your salary every day and all women bleed dead!!!
Posted by Dirk Sanders on Sunday, September 16. 2007 at 15:53 in SMS Messages Riddle

Why do have so many men a

Why do have so many men a beer gut? ..... Than at least an unemployed dwarf has a roof over his head.
Posted by Dirk Sanders on Sunday, September 16. 2007 at 13:25 in SMS Messages Riddle

What is the difference between

What is the difference between a washing machine and a teacher? a washing machine runs on batteries and a teacher gets on the nerves.
Posted by Dirk Sanders on Sunday, September 16. 2007 at 13:25 in SMS Messages Riddle

How women think about sex?

How women think about sex:At 8 ignore it,Age 18 experience it,Age 28 look 4 it,Age 38 ask 4 it,Age 48 beg 4 it,Age 58 pay 4 it,Age 68 pray it,Age 78 4get it
Posted by Dirk Sanders on Sunday, September 16. 2007 at 13:19 in SMS Messages Riddle

If you really ressemble

If you really ressemble the picture on your ID, you are not fit enough to travel.
Posted by Dirk Sanders on Sunday, September 16. 2007 at 13:15 in SMS Messages Riddle

Why are you behind a computer

Why are you behind a computer, while in fact you are sitting in front of the screen ?
Posted by Dirk Sanders on Sunday, September 16. 2007 at 13:13 in SMS Messages Riddle

When swinning is good for

When swimming is good for the development of our arms and legs, why do fish not have arms and legs ?
Posted by Dirk Sanders on Sunday, September 16. 2007 at 13:13 in SMS Messages Riddle

How do you call a woman

How do you call a woman who looses 90% of her intelligence ??.................................a widow !!!!!
Posted by Dirk Sanders on Sunday, September 16. 2007 at 13:12 in SMS Messages Riddle
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