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It has 50 teeth and it holds

It has 50 teeth and it holds back or stops a terrible monster? ................... My fly!
Posted by Dirk Sanders on Sunday, September 16. 2007 at 16:32 in SMS Messages Riddle

When do you know you are

When do you know you are overweight? .... When you are sunbathing on the beach and a Greenpeace-activist tries to roll you back into the sea.
Posted by Dirk Sanders on Sunday, September 16. 2007 at 16:18 in SMS Messages Riddle

It is round and orange

It is round and orange and says:"I am an orange, I am an orange"? .................. a mandarin who thinks big
Posted by Dirk Sanders on Sunday, September 16. 2007 at 16:11 in SMS Messages Riddle

What is more easy for

What is more easy for a man to make, a boy or a girl ? ...........a girl.....there is an example in front of him
Posted by Dirk Sanders on Sunday, September 16. 2007 at 16:11 in SMS Messages Riddle

What is the difference between

What is the difference between a woman and a fridge? a fridge does not moan when there is meat inside
Posted by Dirk Sanders on Sunday, September 16. 2007 at 16:07 in SMS Messages Riddle

Why did the statue of liberty

Why did the statue of liberty have to be a woman?The head had to be hollow to make a restaurant in it!
Posted by Dirk Sanders on Sunday, September 16. 2007 at 16:02 in SMS Messages Riddle

Why can a man not be handsome

Why can a man not be handsome and intelligent at the same time? .... Because he would be a woman then.
Posted by Dirk Sanders on Sunday, September 16. 2007 at 16:00 in SMS Messages Riddle

What kind of children do you

What kind of children do you get using a yellow condom ? ................... NONE ! you stupid !
Posted by Dirk Sanders on Sunday, September 16. 2007 at 15:59 in SMS Messages Riddle

How does a dummy

How does a dummy catch a rabbit? ... He sits behind a tree and imitates the sound of a carrot.
Posted by Dirk Sanders on Sunday, September 16. 2007 at 15:58 in SMS Messages Riddle

What do you prefer in the

What do you prefer in the hereafter?...........Smoking or non-smoking area.
Posted by Dirk Sanders on Sunday, September 16. 2007 at 15:55 in SMS Messages Riddle
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