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Why does a stupid blond girl never swim on her belly? ... When she feels something wet she turn on her back.

Posted by Dirk Sanders on Sunday, September 16. 2007 at 16:38 in SMS Messages Riddle

When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and suddenly I realized that I was talking to myself.

Posted by Dirk Sanders on Sunday, September 16. 2007 at 16:37 in SMS Messages Riddle

why do have men bandy legs? ......... all unimportant matters are between brackets

Posted by Dirk Sanders on Sunday, September 16. 2007 at 16:37 in SMS Messages Riddle

Why are men happy when they finish a puzzle in two months time..... Because the box says : 3 till 5 years.

Posted by Dirk Sanders on Sunday, September 16. 2007 at 16:37 in SMS Messages Riddle

It is white and it stands in the corner? ....... A punished fridge

Posted by Dirk Sanders on Sunday, September 16. 2007 at 16:36 in SMS Messages Riddle

Why the trolleys were invented ? ........ To learn women to walk on their hind legs.

Posted by Dirk Sanders on Sunday, September 16. 2007 at 16:35 in SMS Messages Riddle

Why are men like snails? ..... They have horns, they slobber and they trudge along, and above all, they think the house is theirs.

Posted by Dirk Sanders on Sunday, September 16. 2007 at 16:35 in SMS Messages Riddle

Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book? They all have a phone!

Posted by Dirk Sanders on Sunday, September 16. 2007 at 16:34 in SMS Messages Riddle

The ressemblance of a man and a cup of coffee? ..... They both get on the nerve.

Posted by Dirk Sanders on Sunday, September 16. 2007 at 16:34 in SMS Messages Riddle

Why does one do some peanut butter on his condom? ...... That makes him big and strong.

Posted by Dirk Sanders on Sunday, September 16. 2007 at 16:33 in SMS Messages Riddle

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