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Yo momma's so fat

Yo momma's so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
Posted by Dirk Sanders on Tuesday, September 18. 2007 at 21:30 in SMS Messages Jokes Yo Momma

Yo momma's so ugly it looks like

Yo momma's so ugly it looks like she sleeps on a bed of nails face down!

Posted by Dirk Sanders on Tuesday, September 18. 2007 at 21:30 in SMS Messages Jokes Yo Momma

Yo momma's so ugly they used

Yo momma's so ugly they used her in prisons to cure sex offenders!!
Posted by Dirk Sanders on Tuesday, September 18. 2007 at 21:07 in SMS Messages Jokes Yo Momma

Yo momma's so fat if she weighed

Yo momma's so fat if she weighed five more pounds, she could get group insurance!
Posted by Dirk Sanders on Tuesday, September 18. 2007 at 21:02 in SMS Messages Jokes Yo Momma

Yo momma's so ugly she could

Yo momma's so ugly she could scare the chrome off a bumper!

Posted by Dirk Sanders on Tuesday, September 18. 2007 at 21:01 in SMS Messages Jokes Yo Momma

Yo momma’s so fat she was

Yo momma’s so fat she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
Posted by Dirk Sanders on Tuesday, September 18. 2007 at 21:00 in SMS Messages Jokes Yo Momma

Yo momma's so ugly she gets

Yo momma's so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
Posted by Dirk Sanders on Tuesday, September 18. 2007 at 20:58 in SMS Messages Jokes Yo Momma

Yo momma's so ugly that when

Yo momma's so ugly that when she looks at a glass of milk it turns to cheese.
Posted by Dirk Sanders on Tuesday, September 18. 2007 at 20:57 in SMS Messages Jokes Yo Momma

Yo momma’s so fat she sat

Yo momma’s so fat she sat on a rainbow and Skittles popped out!
Posted by Dirk Sanders on Tuesday, September 18. 2007 at 20:56 in SMS Messages Jokes Yo Momma

Yo momma's so fat she got to

Yo momma's so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets
Posted by Dirk Sanders on Tuesday, September 18. 2007 at 20:56 in SMS Messages Jokes Yo Momma
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