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Yo momma's so ugly she

Yo momma's so ugly she walked past a mirror and it exploded.
Posted by Dirk Sanders on Tuesday, September 18. 2007 at 21:58 in SMS Messages Jokes Yo Momma

Yo momma's so fat she plays

Yo momma's so fat she plays hopscotch like this: LA, Detroit, Chicago, NY.
Posted by Dirk Sanders on Tuesday, September 18. 2007 at 21:57 in SMS Messages Jokes Yo Momma

Yo momma's so fat

Yo momma's so fat she fell in love and broke it!

Posted by Dirk Sanders on Tuesday, September 18. 2007 at 21:57 in SMS Messages Jokes Yo Momma

Yo momma's so stinky

Yo momma's so stinky dogs like to roll around on her.

Posted by Dirk Sanders on Tuesday, September 18. 2007 at 21:56 in SMS Messages Jokes Yo Momma

Yo momma's so

Yo momma's so fat she influences the tides.
Posted by Dirk Sanders on Tuesday, September 18. 2007 at 21:56 in SMS Messages Jokes Yo Momma

Yo momma's so ugly they

Yo momma's so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.
Posted by Dirk Sanders on Tuesday, September 18. 2007 at 21:54 in SMS Messages Jokes Yo Momma

Yo momma's so fat

Yo momma's so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.
Posted by Dirk Sanders on Tuesday, September 18. 2007 at 21:53 in SMS Messages Jokes Yo Momma

Yo momma's so fat she put

Yo momma's so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint roller
Posted by Dirk Sanders on Tuesday, September 18. 2007 at 21:31 in SMS Messages Jokes Yo Momma

Yo momma’s so fat she was

Yo momma’s so fat she was in the middle of the highway I tried to swerve but ran out of gas.
Posted by Dirk Sanders on Tuesday, September 18. 2007 at 21:31 in SMS Messages Jokes Yo Momma

Yo momma's so fat she

Yo momma's so fat she measures 36 24 36, and the other arm is just as fat
Posted by Dirk Sanders on Tuesday, September 18. 2007 at 21:31 in SMS Messages Jokes Yo Momma
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