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Q. What do you get when a Leper takes a bath?
A. Soup.

Posted by Dirk Sanders on Wednesday, September 19. 2007 at 19:20 in SMS Messages Funny

Q. Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
A. Because they taste funny.

Posted by Dirk Sanders on Wednesday, September 19. 2007 at 19:20 in SMS Messages Funny

Q. What do you call 100 men at the bottom of the ocean?
A. A good start.

Posted by Dirk Sanders on Wednesday, September 19. 2007 at 19:19 in SMS Messages Funny

Q. What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
A. Still no eye deer.

Posted by Dirk Sanders on Wednesday, September 19. 2007 at 19:19 in SMS Messages Funny

Q. What do you do if a bird shits on your car?
A. Don't ask her out again.

Posted by Dirk Sanders on Wednesday, September 19. 2007 at 19:18 in SMS Messages Funny

Q. What's the difference between a woman and a computer?
A. A computer only needs the information punched into it once.

Posted by Dirk Sanders on Wednesday, September 19. 2007 at 19:05 in SMS Messages Funny

Q. How many male chauvinist pigs does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

Posted by Dirk Sanders on Wednesday, September 19. 2007 at 19:00 in SMS Messages Funny

Q. Who is the poorest guy in West Virginia?
A. The Tooth Fairy

Posted by Dirk Sanders on Wednesday, September 19. 2007 at 18:09 in SMS Messages Funny

Q. Did you hear that Fed Ex and UPS are going to merge?
A. Yeah. They're going to call it FED UP!

Posted by Dirk Sanders on Wednesday, September 19. 2007 at 18:09 in SMS Messages Funny

Q. What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no sexual organs?
A. Still no fucking eye deer.

Posted by Dirk Sanders on Wednesday, September 19. 2007 at 18:08 in SMS Messages Funny

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