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Yo mama so fat when she rides

Yo mama so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearin tights!
Posted by Dirk Sanders on Monday, September 17. 2007 at 23:12 in SMS Messages Jokes Yo Mama

Yo mama so fat even

Yo mama so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!
Posted by Dirk Sanders on Monday, September 17. 2007 at 23:12 in SMS Messages Jokes Yo Mama

Yo mama so fat when

Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!
Posted by Dirk Sanders on Monday, September 17. 2007 at 23:10 in SMS Messages Jokes Yo Mama

Yo mama so fat she put on

Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
Posted by Dirk Sanders on Monday, September 17. 2007 at 23:09 in SMS Messages Jokes Yo Mama

Yo mama so fat she had

Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
Posted by Dirk Sanders on Monday, September 17. 2007 at 23:08 in SMS Messages Jokes Yo Mama

Yo mama so fat God couldn't

Yo mama so fat God couldn't light Earth until she moved!
Posted by Dirk Sanders on Monday, September 17. 2007 at 23:06 in SMS Messages Jokes Yo Mama

Yo mama so fat she rolled

Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!
Posted by Dirk Sanders on Monday, September 17. 2007 at 23:05 in SMS Messages Jokes Yo Mama

Yo mama so fat she sat on

Yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washington's nose.
Posted by Dirk Sanders on Monday, September 17. 2007 at 23:04 in SMS Messages Jokes Yo Mama

Yo mama so fat when she goes

Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!
Posted by Dirk Sanders on Monday, September 17. 2007 at 23:04 in SMS Messages Jokes Yo Mama

Yo mama so fat when she gets

Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
Posted by Dirk Sanders on Monday, September 17. 2007 at 23:03 in SMS Messages Jokes Yo Mama
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