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A man is incomplete until

A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.

Posted by Dirk Sanders on Sunday, September 16. 2007 at 11:58 in SMS Messages Jokes Marriage

A happy marriage is a matter

A happy marriage is a matter of give and take; the husband gives and the wife takes.
Posted by Dirk Sanders on Sunday, September 16. 2007 at 11:57 in SMS Messages Jokes Marriage

I never knew what real

I never knew what real happiness was until I got married. And by then it was too late.
Posted by Dirk Sanders on Sunday, September 16. 2007 at 11:57 in SMS Messages Jokes Marriage

When a man steals your

When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
Posted by Dirk Sanders on Sunday, September 16. 2007 at 11:48 in SMS Messages Jokes Marriage

Here's to the bride - may she

Here's to the bride - may she share everything with her husband...and that includes the housework.
Posted by Dirk Sanders on Sunday, September 16. 2007 at 11:47 in SMS Messages Jokes Marriage

The most happy marriage

I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman.
Posted by Dirk Sanders on Sunday, September 16. 2007 at 11:47 in SMS Messages Jokes Marriage

A little kid asks his Dad, "

A little kid asks his Dad, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
"No idea," replied the Father, "I'm still paying for it..."
Posted by Dirk Sanders on Sunday, September 16. 2007 at 11:47 in SMS Messages Jokes Marriage

After marriage, husband and

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
Posted by Dirk Sanders on Sunday, September 16. 2007 at 11:46 in SMS Messages Jokes Marriage

Marriage is an

Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
Posted by Dirk Sanders on Sunday, September 16. 2007 at 11:42 in SMS Messages Jokes Marriage

Marriage is give and

Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
Posted by Dirk Sanders on Sunday, September 16. 2007 at 11:35 in SMS Messages Jokes Marriage
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