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Q : How do you make

Q : How do you make a blonde's eyes twinkle?
A : Shine a flashlight in their ear.
Posted by Dirk Sanders on Sunday, September 16. 2007 at 20:23 in SMS Messages Jokes Blonde

Q: Why is a blonde like railway

Q: Why is a blonde like railway tracks?
A: Cos she's been laid all over the country.
Posted by Dirk Sanders on Sunday, September 16. 2007 at 20:23 in SMS Messages Jokes Blonde

Q: Why did the blonde

Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
A: To see what was on the other side.
Posted by Dirk Sanders on Sunday, September 16. 2007 at 20:22 in SMS Messages Jokes Blonde

Q: What is the best secretary

Q: What is the best secretary in the world to have?
A: The one that never misses a period.
Posted by Dirk Sanders on Sunday, September 16. 2007 at 20:22 in SMS Messages Jokes Blonde

Q: What does a blonde

Q: What does a blonde and a beer bottle have in common?
A: Both are completely empty from the neck up.
Posted by Dirk Sanders on Sunday, September 16. 2007 at 20:21 in SMS Messages Jokes Blonde

Q: Why couldn't the blonde

Q: Why couldn't the blonde manage to make Ice-Cubes?
A: She couldn't find the recipe.
Posted by Dirk Sanders on Sunday, September 16. 2007 at 20:21 in SMS Messages Jokes Blonde

Q: Why did God create blondes

Q: Why did God create blondes?
A: Cos sheep can't bring beer from the fridge.
Posted by Dirk Sanders on Sunday, September 16. 2007 at 20:20 in SMS Messages Jokes Blonde

Q: What's brown, red,

Q: What's brown, red, black and blue?
A: A Brunette who's been tellin one too many blonde jokes.
Posted by Dirk Sanders on Sunday, September 16. 2007 at 20:20 in SMS Messages Jokes Blonde

Q: What do you get when

Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts?
A: Change.
Posted by Dirk Sanders on Sunday, September 16. 2007 at 20:19 in SMS Messages Jokes Blonde

To amuse a Blonde for hours

To amuse a Blonde for hours, give her a sheet of paper with 'Please turn over' scribbled on both sides.
Posted by Dirk Sanders on Sunday, September 16. 2007 at 20:19 in SMS Messages Jokes Blonde
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