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Santa: What's difference between

Santa: What's difference between man & Superman?
Pappu: Man wears underwear under the trouser & superman wears it over the trouser.
Posted by Dirk Sanders on Sunday, September 16. 2007 at 16:56 in SMS Messages Naughty

Are you free tonight, or will

Are you free tonight, or will it cost me? I'm new in town, can you give me directions to your flat?
Posted by Dirk Sanders on Sunday, September 16. 2007 at 16:55 in SMS Messages Naughty

A man can kiss his wife

A man can kiss his wife goodbye. A flower can kiss a butterfly.Wine can kiss a frosted glass.But u my friend can kiss my ass!
Posted by Dirk Sanders on Sunday, September 16. 2007 at 16:55 in SMS Messages Naughty

Roses are red, violets are blue

Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born smart & handsome, but what the hell happend to you?
Posted by Dirk Sanders on Sunday, September 16. 2007 at 16:54 in SMS Messages Naughty

Jesus says to John come

Jesus says to John come forth ill give you eternal life. John came fifth he won a toaster
Posted by Dirk Sanders on Sunday, September 16. 2007 at 16:54 in SMS Messages Naughty

Today its cool to have small cars

Today its cool to have small cars and small computers.Soon it will be cool to have a small penis too.then you my friend will be THE MAN!!
Posted by Dirk Sanders on Sunday, September 16. 2007 at 16:53 in SMS Messages Naughty

At dis moment in time 10 million

At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!pass on
Posted by Dirk Sanders on Sunday, September 16. 2007 at 16:53 in SMS Messages Naughty

A man said 2 his doctor 'everytime

A man said 2 his doctor 'everytime I look in the mirror I get an erection' the doctor said 'That's because u look like a cunt!
Posted by Dirk Sanders on Sunday, September 16. 2007 at 16:53 in SMS Messages Naughty

Im not under d affluence of incohol

Im not under d affluence of incohol as some tinkle peep.Im not half as thunk as u drink.I fool so feelish and da drunker i stand here da longer i get
Posted by Dirk Sanders on Sunday, September 16. 2007 at 16:52 in SMS Messages Naughty

Mobile phones are the only

Mobile phones are the only things in live of which men talk about having the smallest.
Posted by Dirk Sanders on Sunday, September 16. 2007 at 16:50 in SMS Messages Naughty
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