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A man to Santa: Ur friend is

A man to Santa: Ur friend is kissing ur wife in ur home.
Santa rushes home and came back within half an hour n slapped the man n said: He's not my friend.
Posted by Dirk Sanders on Sunday, September 16. 2007 at 17:24 in SMS Messages Naughty

Jeeto: yelled at Santa: U're

Jeeto: yelled at Santa: U're gonna b really sorry! I'm going to LEAVE you!
Santa: Make up ur mind! Which one is it gonna be?
Posted by Dirk Sanders on Sunday, September 16. 2007 at 17:23 in SMS Messages Naughty

The trouble with finding ur perfect

The trouble with finding ur perfect soul mate is that she would probably want to get married, then 4 weeks after the wedding u would meet another perfect soul mate, with larger breasts
Posted by Dirk Sanders on Sunday, September 16. 2007 at 17:22 in SMS Messages Naughty

Jeeto & Preeto were talking about

Jeeto & Preeto were talking about their new milkman.
Jeeto: He's very good looking, punctual & dresses so smartly.
And so quickly too!, said Preeto
Posted by Dirk Sanders on Sunday, September 16. 2007 at 17:22 in SMS Messages Naughty

A girl phoned me the other day

A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home
Posted by Dirk Sanders on Sunday, September 16. 2007 at 17:21 in SMS Messages Naughty

A lady, toweling off in front of the mirror,

A lady, toweling off in front of the mirror, noticed a few gray pubic hairs. She bent down & said to her privates: I know u haven't been getting much lately but I didn't know u were so worried about it
Posted by Dirk Sanders on Sunday, September 16. 2007 at 17:20 in SMS Messages Naughty

The prayer of a naughty girl visiting

The prayer of a naughty girl visiting the Chucrh:
Oh Virgin Mother thou who did conceive without sinning... teach me to sin without conceiving!
Posted by Dirk Sanders on Sunday, September 16. 2007 at 17:20 in SMS Messages Naughty

A newly married girl got first class

A newly married girl got first class in her B.Ed exams. Her husband sent telegram to her parents - Meena First Class in Bed!
Posted by Dirk Sanders on Sunday, September 16. 2007 at 17:19 in SMS Messages Naughty

Pastor: Do you know where little

Pastor: Do you know where little boys and girls go when they do bad things?
Johnnie: Sure, back of the church yard.
Posted by Dirk Sanders on Sunday, September 16. 2007 at 17:18 in SMS Messages Naughty

While walking in the highlands Santa

While walking in the highlands Santa fell down a deep hole.
Banta: R u ok?
Santa: Yeah!
Banta: Did u break anything?
Santa: No, there's nothing down here
Posted by Dirk Sanders on Sunday, September 16. 2007 at 17:03 in SMS Messages Naughty
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