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Cheers to a new year and

Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right.
Posted by Dirk Sanders on Sunday, September 16. 2007 at 00:43 in SMS Messages New Year

New Year's Eve, where auld

New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive.
Posted by Dirk Sanders on Sunday, September 16. 2007 at 00:43 in SMS Messages New Year

The only way to spend New Year's Eve

The only way to spend New Year's Eve is either quietly with friends or in a brothel. Otherwise when the evening ends and people pair off, someone is bound to be left in tears.
Posted by Dirk Sanders on Sunday, September 16. 2007 at 00:42 in SMS Messages New Year

No one ever regarded the First of January

No one ever regarded the First of January with indifference. It is that from which all date their time, and count upon what is left. It is the nativity of our common Adam.
Posted by Dirk Sanders on Sunday, September 16. 2007 at 00:41 in SMS Messages New Year

May this new year bring many opportunities

May this new year bring many opportunities your way, to explore every joy of life and may your resolutions for the days ahead stay firm, turning all your dreams into reality and all your efforts into great achievements.
Posted by Dirk Sanders on Sunday, September 16. 2007 at 00:41 in SMS Messages New Year

May all your troubles last as

May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions.
Posted by Dirk Sanders on Sunday, September 16. 2007 at 00:40 in SMS Messages New Year

The new year begins in a snow

The new year begins in a snow-storm of white vows.
Posted by Dirk Sanders on Sunday, September 16. 2007 at 00:38 in SMS Messages New Year

New Year's is a harmless annual institution

New Year's is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks, and friendly calls and humbug resolutions.
Posted by Dirk Sanders on Sunday, September 16. 2007 at 00:36 in SMS Messages New Year

I do think New Year's resolutions can't technically

I do think New Year's resolutions can't technically be expected to begin on New Year's Day, don't you? Since, because it's an extension of New Year's Eve, smokers are already on a smoking roll and cannot be expected to stop abruptly on the stroke of midnight with so much nicotine in the system. Also dieting on New Year's Day isn't a good idea as you can't eat rationally but really need to be free to consume whatever is necessary, moment by moment, in order to ease your hangover. I think it would be much more sensible if resolutions began generally on January the second.
Posted by Dirk Sanders on Sunday, September 16. 2007 at 00:26 in SMS Messages New Year

Time has no divisions to mark its passage

Time has no divisions to mark its passage, there is never a thunder-storm or blare of trumpets to announce the beginning of a new month or year. Even when a new century begins it is only we mortals who ring bells and fire off pistols.
Posted by Dirk Sanders on Sunday, September 16. 2007 at 00:24 in SMS Messages New Year
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