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mary had a little bike, she road it back

mary had a little bike, she road it back to front, all the time the wheels went round the spokes went up her cunt
Posted by Dirk Sanders on Saturday, September 15. 2007 at 23:47 in SMS Messages Rude

Mother hold her little daughter twenty

Mother hold her little daughter twenty minutes under water, not to maker her any troubles but to see the funny bobbles
Posted by Dirk Sanders on Saturday, September 15. 2007 at 23:44 in SMS Messages Rude

Roses are red, violets are funky.

Roses are red, violets are funky. Im thinking of you and spanking me monkey!!
Posted by Dirk Sanders on Saturday, September 15. 2007 at 23:41 in SMS Messages Rude

A cat tries 2 get a sausage out of

A cat tries 2 get a sausage out of a river,but gets its paws wet,then it C a bigger 1 but falls in! MORAL OF STORY? The bigger the sausage the wetter the pussy!
Posted by Dirk Sanders on Saturday, September 15. 2007 at 23:38 in SMS Messages Rude

There's a town in Herts named Tillit,

There's a town in Herts named Tillit, & a pub in Tillit named The Cockwell Inn, Lucy Lykes is the owner. The address:Lucy Lykes, The Cockwell Inn,Tillit Herts
Posted by Dirk Sanders on Saturday, September 15. 2007 at 23:36 in SMS Messages Rude

Hickery dickery docket, a man went

Hickery dickery docket, a man went up in a rocket, the rocket went bang, his balls went clang, and his dick ended up in his pocket!!
Posted by Dirk Sanders on Saturday, September 15. 2007 at 23:30 in SMS Messages Rude

There was a man called Dave, who

There was a man called Dave, who dug up a prostitutes grave, she was coverd in shit, and had one tit, but look at the money he saved!
Posted by Dirk Sanders on Saturday, September 15. 2007 at 23:28 in SMS Messages Rude
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