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1066 SMS Messages online
Q: Why do woman get
Q: Why do woman get their belly buttons pierced?
A: So they have a place to hang a air freshener!
A: So they have a place to hang a air freshener!
Q: What do you do when
Q: What do you do when your wife's staggering?
A: Shoot her again.
A: Shoot her again.
Q. What lies at the bottom
Q. What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A. A nervous wreck.
A. A nervous wreck.
Q. Did you hear about the
Q. Did you hear about the man who was tap dancing?
A. He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.
A. He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.
Q. What do you call
Q. What do you call Maoris on Prozac?
A. Once were worriers.
A. Once were worriers.
Q. What does a skeleton
Q. What does a skeleton get when he goes to a bar?
A. A beer and a mop.
A. A beer and a mop.
Q. What's the difference between
Q. What's the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche?
A. The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
A. The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
Q. Did you hear about the new
Q. Did you hear about the new "divorced" Barbie doll that they're selling in stores now?
A. It comes with all of Ken's stuff.
A. It comes with all of Ken's stuff.
Q. How many ears did
Q. How many ears did Davy Crockett have?
A. Three - his left ear, his right ear, and his wild front ear.
A. Three - his left ear, his right ear, and his wild front ear.
Q. How many men does
Q. How many men does it take to wallpaper a room?
A. About two - if they're thinly sliced.
A. About two - if they're thinly sliced.