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Entries from September 2007

Q. Did you hear about the blind

Q. Did you hear about the blind man who went bungee jumping?
A. He loved it, but it scared the hell out of his dog.
Posted by Dirk Sanders on Wednesday, September 19. 2007 at 19:24 in SMS Messages Funny

Q. Why did the ref call a penalty

Q. Why did the ref call a penalty during the Leper Hockey game?
A. Because there was a face off in the corner.
Posted by Dirk Sanders on Wednesday, September 19. 2007 at 19:24 in SMS Messages Funny

Q. What do you do if an

Q. What do you do if an elephant comes through your window?
A. Swim!
Posted by Dirk Sanders on Wednesday, September 19. 2007 at 19:24 in SMS Messages Funny

Q. What's a Lepers

Q. What's a Lepers favorite sport?
A. Football.
Posted by Dirk Sanders on Wednesday, September 19. 2007 at 19:23 in SMS Messages Funny

Q. What do you do if you

Q. What do you do if you come across a tiger in the jungle?
A. Wipe him off, apologize and RUN!
Posted by Dirk Sanders on Wednesday, September 19. 2007 at 19:23 in SMS Messages Funny

Q. Why did the tree

Q. Why did the tree fall down?
A. The koala forgot to let go.
Posted by Dirk Sanders on Wednesday, September 19. 2007 at 19:22 in SMS Messages Funny

Q. Why did the Leper go

Q. Why did the Leper go back into the shower?
A. He forgot his Head and Shoulders.
Posted by Dirk Sanders on Wednesday, September 19. 2007 at 19:22 in SMS Messages Funny

Q. What is Osama bin

Q. What is Osama bin Laden's idea of safe sex?
A. Marking the camels that kick.
Posted by Dirk Sanders on Wednesday, September 19. 2007 at 19:22 in SMS Messages Funny

Q. Why did the koala fall

Q. Why did the koala fall out of the tree?
A. Because it was dead.
Posted by Dirk Sanders on Wednesday, September 19. 2007 at 19:21 in SMS Messages Funny

Q. What should Kabul get

Q. What should Kabul get for its air defense system?
A. A refund.
Posted by Dirk Sanders on Wednesday, September 19. 2007 at 19:21 in SMS Messages Funny
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