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Entries from September 2007

Q: Why do woman get

Q: Why do woman get their belly buttons pierced?
A: So they have a place to hang a air freshener!
Posted by Dirk Sanders on Wednesday, September 19. 2007 at 19:33 in SMS Messages Funny

Q: What do you do when

Q: What do you do when your wife's staggering?
A: Shoot her again.
Posted by Dirk Sanders on Wednesday, September 19. 2007 at 19:32 in SMS Messages Funny

Q. What lies at the bottom

Q. What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A. A nervous wreck.
Posted by Dirk Sanders on Wednesday, September 19. 2007 at 19:30 in SMS Messages Funny

Q. Did you hear about the

Q. Did you hear about the man who was tap dancing?
A. He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.
Posted by Dirk Sanders on Wednesday, September 19. 2007 at 19:29 in SMS Messages Funny

Q. What do you call

Q. What do you call Maoris on Prozac?
A. Once were worriers.
Posted by Dirk Sanders on Wednesday, September 19. 2007 at 19:27 in SMS Messages Funny

Q. What does a skeleton

Q. What does a skeleton get when he goes to a bar?
A. A beer and a mop.
Posted by Dirk Sanders on Wednesday, September 19. 2007 at 19:27 in SMS Messages Funny

Q. What's the difference between

Q. What's the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche?
A. The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
Posted by Dirk Sanders on Wednesday, September 19. 2007 at 19:26 in SMS Messages Funny

Q. Did you hear about the new

Q. Did you hear about the new "divorced" Barbie doll that they're selling in stores now?
A. It comes with all of Ken's stuff.
Posted by Dirk Sanders on Wednesday, September 19. 2007 at 19:26 in SMS Messages Funny

Q. How many ears did

Q. How many ears did Davy Crockett have?
A. Three - his left ear, his right ear, and his wild front ear.
Posted by Dirk Sanders on Wednesday, September 19. 2007 at 19:25 in SMS Messages Funny

Q. How many men does

Q. How many men does it take to wallpaper a room?
A. About two - if they're thinly sliced.
Posted by Dirk Sanders on Wednesday, September 19. 2007 at 19:25 in SMS Messages Funny
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